Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Roles in Heaven


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Roles in Heaven :



Brahma -- Systems Installation



Vishnu -- Systems Administration&Support



Lakshmi -- Finance and Accounts consultant



Saraswati -- Training and Knowledge Management



Shiva -- DBA (Crash Specialist)



Ganesh -- Quality Assuarance & Documentation



Narada -- Data transfer




Yama -- Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant




Chitragupta -- IDP & Personal Records



Apsaras -- Downloadable Viruses



Shakuni -- Annual appraisal & Promotion






Valmiki -- Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)



Krishna -- SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )



Dharmaraj Yudhishthira -- ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)




Arjun -- Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)



Abhimanyu -- Trainee Programmer




Draupadi -- Motivation & Team building





Devas -- Mainframe Programmers



Surya -- Solaris Administrator



Rakshasas -- In house Hackers



Ravan -- Internet Explorer WWWF




Kumbhakarnan -- Zombie Process



Lakshman -- Support Software and Backup



Hanuman -- Linux/s390



Vaali -- MS Windows




Sugreeva -- DOS



Jatayu -- Firewall



Dronacharya -- System Programmer




Vishwamitra -- Sr. Manager Projects



Bhima -- MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM



Duryodhana -- Microsoft product Written in VB



Karna -- Contract programmer



Dhrutarashtra -- Visual C++



Gandhari -- Dreamweaver

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