Monday, December 1, 2008

Collection of funny urdu SMS Jokes


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  1. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
  2. Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D
  3. Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Girl: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Aray pagli, yeh koi mosque thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
  4. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey
  5. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?no r u sure?plz check again.no ,ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
  6. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
  7. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
  8. Hum dono main cute kon smart kon dashing kon sweet kon handsome kon yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...
  9. Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
    Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
    Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
    Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.
    Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
    Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
  10. jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
    zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
    sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

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