Friday, January 30, 2009

Funtime 14

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Life is tough if u r stupid

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First-year students at Texas A&M's Veterinary school were attending their
first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a

White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a

Doctor: The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything
involving the
animal body'.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in
the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig
And sucking on it.

When everyone finished sucking, the Professor looked at them and said,


Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..

Life is tough if u r stupid-------------------

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Satyam Ramalinga Raju Fun - On a lighter note

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1. Raju raju the big star
Now I wonder what you are
Up above your profits so high
How could you let your investors die

2. Raju Raju the big star
Now I wonder what you are
Cash & Interest balances are so high
Can you tell us now WHY?

3. Raju and Vadlamani went up the hill
To fool the investors and shareholders
Raju came down and made investors drown
Vadlamani made lawyers running after

4. Ba ba raju chacha have you any money
Yes sir Yes sir 3 bags fool
One for my Directors, One for the Promoters
One for the auditor signing down the lane.

5. Raju Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

6. Raju Raju
Yes baba
Cheating us
No baba
Telling Lies
No baba
Open the balance sheet

Magic Show

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting
about their achievements.

The first one said, "During my latest show, I made three women from
the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives
started panicking, no one could find the trick."

The second one said, "Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open
air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire
town was searching for it."

The third one sighed and said, "Both of you are so local, I went to
Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it
was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building &
no one had a clue."

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians
suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started
to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the
magicians, "Hey what happened? Who is that guy?"

One of the magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest
magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times,
we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name
is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his
company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire
world is still looking for it."

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

An Interesting Essay about Tax

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Here is an interesting essay:

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all

ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes,

it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day when the owner threw them a curve. "Since
you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the
cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so
the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.

But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could
they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted
that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man
would each end up being paid to drink his beer So, the bar owner
suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly
the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).

The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men
began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He
pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a
dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I got."

"That's true!!" Shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back
when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine
sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the
bill, they discovered something important... they didn't have enough
money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is
how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get
the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them
for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is
somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who are too stupid to understand, no explanation is possible.

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Corporate Logos - After The Crisis

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After The Crisis: A Parody of 15 Corporate Logos The 2008 crash is probably the most serious economic crisis we have faced after the Great Depression. Stock markets from around the world fell as much as 20% in a single week, dozens of banks either failed or were rescued by government and private instutitions, and companies started laying off employees as a consequence of the reduced demand. We know how we entered into the crisis, but we don't know when or how we will be getting out of it. Considering that issue, we decided to our little bit to help cheer everyone up by redoing the logos of some renowned companies …. after the crisis.

Bonus Logo While Apple is probably one of the more stable companies in our economy, with a robust and diverse set of high-demand products… we just couldn't resist this one.

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Funtime 21

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Most Funny AD Ever

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Funny indian commercials

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Banned Commercial - BURN EXTRA POTENT

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Very Funny Banned Commercial

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Funny India Ad

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Global Financial Crisis

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