Sunday, February 22, 2009

Kya aap bike chalatay hain????


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Kya aap bike chalatay hain????

nahi chalatay to koi baaat nahi

chalatay hai to 2 bateain hain...

ya to aap fast chalatay hai ya phir slow

Slow chalatay hain to koi baat nahi

Fast chalatay hai to 2 baaein hain….

ya aap gir jain gay ya nahe girain gay

nahi giray to koi baat nahi

gir gaye to 2 baatein hain….

ya to aap ko zyada chot aye gi ya phir kam

ager kam chot ayee ge to koi baat nahi

ager zyada aye ge to 2 baatein hain….

ya to aap theeek ho jain gay ya nahi

ager theek ho jain gay to koi baat nahi

ager theek nahi hooongay to 2 batein hain……

ya to aap mar jayenge ya to nahi marain gay

agar nahi maray to koi baat nahi

ager maray to us ke 2 batein hain……

ya to aap jannat mai jain gay ya jahanum mai

ager jannat main jain gay to koi baat nahi

ager jahanum me jain gay to........

abe Khud soch lain na fast bike chalanay ka anjaam kya ho shkata hai!!!

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Sardar is Back ...


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Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?


Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !


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* Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe maheman aye huwe hai kuch leke aoo.
Santa: bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa…. ………


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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it....

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* Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .



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* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child ……..BOLO TARARA…….


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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Heights of Cubicle Decoration !!!!!


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There was a Competition for the best Decorated Cubicle in an MNC company. .....
All the Employees have decorated their Cubicle...Let's see who has won the Best Cubicle....
On Bench without having a project..............




Runner up ...



and the winner is....Mallus are absolutely unbeatable (especially in setting up T-Shap..... :-))

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Corporate Culture - Job Performance


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Funny Smart Words!


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Monday, February 16, 2009

Moral Storys


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One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea……….

He saw a pack of stones to pass time…………..

He started throwing the stone into the sea………….

While having the last stone in the hand,


The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond.

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...
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Moral of the story:
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Do not get up early in the morning…....

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Iron and Phone - Video


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Funside


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