Friday, April 24, 2009

Here are some sayings from School.....smile!


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Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student:
'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher:
'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.




Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'

Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."




Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.




Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student:
Mentally affected teachers harassing students



Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?

Student: A holiday


Teacher:
'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'




Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)





Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?



Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


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