Monday, July 27, 2009

Teachers and Students Special !!


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Teachers and Students Special !!
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.



Question: What is the full form of math?
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students






Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday



Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!



Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny :"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."



Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.






Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english,answer it in english."
Student: "My name is Sunlight."


F UN!!!! :-)))))
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job...

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved".

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