Wednesday, November 17, 2010

What the F**K has Obama done so far?


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What the f**k has Obama done so far?
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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Funny photos collecction


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I found lot of funny photos from different sources, and I have made one collection for You. First one is my favorite, cause I’m a mathematician and I love Metallica. I hope you will like my choice, cause if You like it, I will continue to do this. :)

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Vijaykanth doesnt need bullet proof


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Friday, June 25, 2010

ADULT SMS Collection 18+


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I want to suck you … lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u “lastnite” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl:It’s 2 tight Boyon’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Galush it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’ The maid smiled and said ‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, “I thought It was MONEY” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…


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પોતાના 'પ્રોજેક્ટ'ના બોજ હેઠળ દબાઇ જઇ રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…


જીંદગીથી હરેલો છે, પણ 'બગ'થી હાર નથી માનતો,
પોતાની 'એપ્લીકેશન'ની એક એક લીટી યાદ છે,
પણ આજે પગમાં ક્યા રંગના મોજા છે તે યાદ નથી,
દિવસ પર દિવસ એક 'એક્સેલ' ફાઇલ બનાવી રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…


દસ હજાર લીટીનાં 'કોડ'માં 'એરર' શોધી લે છે પણ,
મજબૂર મીત્રોની આંખમાં આંસુ દેખાતા નથી,
'કોમ્પ્યુટર'માં હજારો 'વિન્ડો' છે,
પણ દિલની બારી પર કોઇ દસ્તક સંભળાતી નથી,
શનિ-રવિ નહાતો નથી ને આખુ અઠવાડિયું નહાતો રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…

'કૉડીંગ' કરતા કરતા ખબર જ ના રહી,
'બગ'ની 'પ્રાયોરીટી' ક્યારે માતા-પિતા કરતા વધી ગઇ,
પુસ્તકોમાં ગુલાબ રાખવાવાળો 'સિગારેટ'ના ધુમાડામાં ખોવાઇ ગયો,
દિલની જમીન પરથી ઇછ્છાઓની વિદાઇ થઇ ગઇ,
શનિ-રવિ પર દારુ પીયને મજા કરી રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…


મજા લેવી જ હોઇ જો એની તો પૂછી લો,
પગાર વધારાની 'પાર્ટી' ક્યારે આપે છે?
ને મજાક ઉડાવવી હોઇ તો પૂછી લો,
'ઓન-સાઇટ' ક્યારે જઇ રહીયો છે?
આ જુઓ 'ઓન-સાઇટ' પરથી પછા ફરેલા સાથી-મિત્રની ચોકલેટ ખાઇ રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…


ખર્ચા વધી રહ્યા છે, વાળ ઓછા થઇ રહીયા છે,
KRAની તારીખ આવતી નથી ને 'ઇંકમ-ટેક્સ્'નો સિતમ થઇ રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ પાછી 'બસ' છૂટી ગઇ ને 'રિક્શા'થી આવી રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…


'પીત્ઝા' ગળે નથી ઉતરતા તો સાથે 'કોક'ના ઘૂંટડા લઇ રહીયો છે,
'ઓફિસ'ની થાળી જોઇ મોઢુ બગાડે છે,માઁના હાથનું જમવાનું યાદ આવી રહીયુ છે,
સરસ ભેળ મળે છે છતાં મફતનો નાસ્તો ખાઇ રહીયો છે,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…


તમે અત્યાર સુધી ઘણી લીધી હશે ચુંટકીઓ,
સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયરના જીવનનું સત્ય બતાવતી આ છેલ્લી થોડી પંક્તિઓ,
હજારોના પગારવાળો 'કંપની'ના ખિસ્સામાં કરોડો ભરી રહિયો છે,
સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર એ જ બની શકે જે લોઢાનું કાળજુ રખતો હોઇ,
અમે લોકો જીવી જીવીને મરી રહીયા છીએ, જીંદગી છે કંઇક આવી,
એક 'ફોજી'ની નોકરી, એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયરની નોકરી, બંને એક જેવી,
આ જુઓ એક સોફ્ટવેઅર એન્જીનિયર જઇ રહીયો છે…

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Crazy Pictures


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Sardar Is Back


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Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?


Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !


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* Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe maheman aye huwe hai kuch leke aoo.
Santa: bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa…. ………


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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it....
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* Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .



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* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child ……..BOLO TARARA…….


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