Saturday, August 20, 2011

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 3


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Doctor: Do exercise daily for gud health Me: Sir i play football, cricket,
tennis daily.
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. Doctor: how long do you play?
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Me : until d battery in my mobile
goes down !!
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Jack: i dnt walk now a days.
Kalis: that means u go to toilet by car. . . .
Jack: ???


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Teacher: does ever our dreams come true? Digital student: of course sir, its true when we are in deep sleep. . . .
Teacher:???


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A teacher and his wife were sitting at the dinner table when the wife asked, "Anything new at work?"

"No," he replied. "I teach history, remember?"


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A boy wanted to know
the age of his girlfriend,,,,
So he asked..... Darling What is your Birth date?????
Girl: 15th August
Boy: Which year?????
Girl: Sweet heart Every Year.... :p :)


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One day, Love and Friendship met ..
Love asked,"Why do you exist
when I already exist"??
Friendship smiled and said, "To put a smile where you leave tears".


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Facebook keeps suggesting us "The people u may know"
But when we try to add them.. It again says "Do u know them
personally?".. ohh what the hell !


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Teacher: "Look the mathematics is simple I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other. What do I have?"

student: A Drinking problem?


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1st man: I am getting married because I am tired of eating outside, cleaning the house & doing laundry.

2nd man: Strange!!, i am divorcing for the same reasons!:P


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Wife: I am going 2 LONDON. What gift do u want?

Husband: One British girl.

Wife returns to India.

Husband: Where is my gift?

Wife: Wait for 9 months

haha


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I said to my wife, "I'm thinking about paying for a face transplant."

She said, "Don't be silly, there's nothing wrong with your face."

I said, "I was talking about your face."


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A farmer decides to play a prank on easter sunday. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly coloured one. . . He stealthily walks out. . . A moment later, the rooster walks in, takes one look at the eggs and goes out and beats up the peacock. . .

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