Friday, August 26, 2011

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 7


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WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY ? DONT BELIVE ?
THEN ANSWER FOR THIS WITH - YES OR NO .
________ i'm a monkey . !!!

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Two management students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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INFORMATION OF THE DAY .
DO U KNOW THE WORLD'S FASTEST TRAIN ?
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SORRY THE TRAIN WENT SO FAST LIKE ZOOII.... TAT I CANT READ !!! ;)

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A scooter mechanic to a doctor" i change the oil just like you change the blood ,i change the the parts of engine just like you do surgery , after the accident i work on dent just like you plaster the fractured part of the body then why are you paid a lot more than me and the doctor replied" have you tried something like this when engine is on"

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doctor 1 - che with very hard work i did operation and i tried my best . but i dint save the patient .
doctor 2 - u stupid . u dint do operation u did postmortem !!


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difference between a friend and lover
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lover - how r u ?
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dude how does tat nurse look ?

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In a gents toilet it was written "shake well after use"

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One guy said to another "i love her but she has a boy friend"and the other replied " every goal post has goal keeper it does not mean that you can not score"

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Teacher : Make a Sentence abt HAND !

Student : My Penis in your hand :P

(Teacher Slaps)

Student : I forgot a Space Between Pen + is (My Pen is in your hand)! :D


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Wife: Why are you home so early?
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Husband: My boss told me to go to hell..

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