Saturday, August 20, 2011

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 6


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Digital Boy: Will You Marry Me?

Girl: Yes!
...

(Digital Boy Starts Running…)

Girl: Hey Where Are You Going?

Digital Boy: I’m Going To Update

My Relationship Status On
Facebook.

Girl: You are really digital !!!!



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Teacher: What is common between BUDHA, JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM & GANDHI?

Student: All are born on
government holidays...!!!


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Harper: what is the easy way to go to the nearest hospital ?

stranger: stand at the middle of the highway for sometime. You will be taken to the nearest hospital soon automatically.


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A door knocks,

Nobody replied. The door knocks again.

Insider asked: Who is there?

Ans: Its Me,"TRUE LOVE"

Insider: U r wrong "TRUE LOVE NEVER KNOCKS TWICE"


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Boy: i'll climb d tallest mountain, swim d deepst ocean, pass the rough way, walk on burning coal for u.
Girl: how sweet of u..Can u come 2 meet me now?
Boy: R u mad? its raining. . . . .
Girl: ??!!!


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Sir: What is difference between ORANGE & APPLE?
Digital Student: Color of ORANGE is
orange, but color of APPLE is not
apple
Sir: !!!!

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There is only 1 perfect mother in the world & every child thinks HE has it.
..
.. .. There is only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother thinks d NEIGHBOUR has it! :D:D :P:P

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daughter: Mum!!!!! Baby's sweater has been fallen down from our 8th floor. . . Mum: What?? Quickly bring baby to me. Otherwise baby may b caught by fever.
Daughter: baby was in the sweater :(:(
Mum: Noooo!!!!


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Harper: why have u kept ur umbrella reversely?
Orton: There is no water at my home. So i am collecting water!!!!!

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Imran: xam is knocking at the door. How is ur study?
Shahid: i m very tensd abt the xam. So i cant study well. When the xam wil b finishd i wil b tensn free. Then i wil study well with a free & fresh mind:):):):)


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a man sat on the middle of a road & was seeing the sky. A stranger told him to leave the place as any kind of accident might be occured by a car. The man replied that a few minutes ago a plane flew away but nothing happened. So what about a car!!!!!!

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Wife: Why r u watching our marriage certificate so carefully?
Husband: Not for a big reason. 1ly try to find the expired date.
Wife: ????!!!!!

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three facts about life:
1. U cant touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2. U r retarded cause u just tried it.
3. Now u r smiling coz u r an idiot . . . ;)

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Boss hangs a notice in office, "I'm the
boss,dont forget". When he
returns from lunch.. someone
wrote under it, "Ur wife called
up, she wants her notice back at
home":p:p:p

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Once James bond shoot a person & say I’m bond, James bond. But the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies. The person says “i m don, superdon”

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Professor: Chemical symbol of
Barium?
Student: BA
Professor: Good. For sodium?
Student: NA
Professor: Vry Good. What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Student: BANANA
Professor: ????!!!!

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Special coaching center: To get chance in a renowned university you must admit into our special coaching center as soon as possible. Because our number of seats is limited.
Student: will i have to admit into another coaching to get chance into your special coaching center?
Special coaching center: ????

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A five year
Old girl went to a pharmacy &
asked the pharmacist ...
This is the only money i have,
can i buy Miracles???
The pharmacist confused with
what the girl asked and said ... Why do you need miracles for???
The girl replied ...
Because the dOctOr said that only
miracles can save my mOm ..... :'( :'(

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Teacher: listen students, within 30 minute headmaster will come to visit this exam hall. So be careful.
A student: why is it necessary to be careful? We are not following unfair way!!!
Teacher: i want to tell you that if you want to follow unfair way complete it as soon as possible before reaching headmaster. Understand?
Student: ???!!!

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