Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 12


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Teacher: Whoever Answers My Next Question, Can Go Home.

A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
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... Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?
Boy: Me..I'm Going Home. .....c.P

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Wife: Listen, your best friend is getting married to a really horrible girl, why dont you stop him?
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Husband: Why should I stop him? He never stopped me! :P :D


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This couple had 4 sons. The first 3 were fair, redheads with blue eyes and the last one was dark, with curly hair, and short. When the man was on his deathbed, he whispered to his wife- baby, are you sure that you never cheated on me? Our last son is giving me doubts. . .
Wife swears that he is his son. Husband dies. . .
Soon after that. . .
Wife- thank goodness he din ask abt the first three sons. . .

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Q: Can a woman turn u into a Millionaire?

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A: Yes.....If you are a Billionaire.

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How do College Teacher Complete Syllabus-
Unit 1- This is just introducti on no need to teach
Unit 2- Very easy topic you can study on your own
Unit 3- this has is already been discussed in last
Unit 4- Dis topic is directly givenin text book study as it is I dont need to teach it.
Unit 5- Who is ready to take seminar ???

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