Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 15


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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

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Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?


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Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Boy: Will you die for me?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?

Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.



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A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks:Whats this?

Kid:Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS



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Height of technical overdose.

A computer software engineer was falling from roof of a building,
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and shouting F1, F1, F1, Instead of help, help, help!



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Love is Life ,

Life is like a Wife ,

Wife is like a Knife , and

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Knife is the End of Life




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