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Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?


Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !


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* Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe maheman aye huwe hai kuch leke aoo.
Santa: bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa…. ………


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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it....

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* Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .



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* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child ……..BOLO TARARA…….


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