Cute and Funny SMS Part 1

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Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar Raha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye

Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....

used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....

Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...

Mithai main sweet say zyaada...

Pakistan main corruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

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Welcome To Care center

Khushi k liye 1 dabaye.

Muskan k liye 2dabaye.

Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye.

Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye

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Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,

nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,

gadhe delete karte hai

aur pagal store kar lete hai.

Aap kya karne wale hai

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Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar

APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.

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Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.

So keep smiling to reduce world's population.

"Population control board."

Janhit me jari

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zindagi behal hai ,

sur hai na tal hai,

msg box bhi kangal hai,

kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai,

yar kuch bhi bhejo,

ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

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Sirf ik bar khahado, sirf ik bar khahado, plz ik bar khahado,

abh intazar nahin hota,

abh sabar nahin hota,

ken nahin khahatee ho tum


……


ki akal badi ya bhenss.

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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,

Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,

Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai

uska DIMAG out of coverage hai.

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Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen mere hoo,

Dil aap ka Dhadkay aur Dhadkan meri hoo,

Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Ghehraa hoo,

JOB aap karo aur INCOME maree hoo.

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Ho gayi galti humse,

click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,

ban jaao meri spouse

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Mobile k rules
1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.
2,sms karne se pyar badhta hai.
3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,



To aap kya karoge....

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Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.

Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,Aur agar Narak me ho to













Enjoy Yourself.

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Aaj kal man kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek


k


ki


kis




kiss






kissa sunau
thanedaar ka

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