Few SMS Jokes for Fun

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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide


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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


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MAN: Boy, wats ur
dad's name?
BOY: His name is LAUGHING.
MAN: And ur mother's name?
BOY: SMILING.
MAN: You must b kidding?
BOY: No, that's my brother , I'm
JOKING!!!!

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Girl: I'm
having a heart surgery..
Boy: i know..
Girl: I love you,.
After the surgery, the girl
woke up
with only his father is on
her
side...
Girl: where is he?
Father: you don't know
who gave
you the heart?
Girl: what?? (the girl starts
crying)
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Father: i'm just kiddin', he
went to
toilet.

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Teacher: Tom, join these 2 sentences.
"I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body."


Tom: I saw a dead body cycling to school.


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Angel: what do u want?

Boy: A beautiful girl.

Angel: If u r muslim i ll give u KATRINA,
If u r hindu i ll give u Kareena,
If u r christian i ll give u Genelia.

Whats ur name...??

Boy: SHEIKH VINOD FERNANDES.
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Angel: Give him RAKHI SAWANT for trying to be over smart....! :))

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Teacher: why dint u attend school yesterday?

Student:I was attending my uncle's wedding.

Teacher: and who did he marry?

Student: a wife.

Teacher: stupid. Hv you ever had of any1 marrying a man?

Student: Yes of course. My aunt.
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Santa had learn only one essay for
exam on ''friend'' but in exam
the essay which came was ''
father''
Santa replace ''friend'' with
''father'' and it read:
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'I'm am very fatherly person'
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I have lots of fathers.
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Some of my fathers are MALE and
some are FEMALES
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My true father is my Neighbor..
. :)) ...


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Two Friends talking:

1st frnd: i found dat each & every person starts singng when they enter bathrööm! But why...?

2nd frnd: coz our bathroom door lock doesnt work !!! ;)

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