Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 2

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It's my wife's birthday today so I went out earlier in the week and deliberately got her a present that I knew she'd hate.

True to form she opened it, took one look and said, "What the fuck would I want with an xbox?

I'm going to take this back to the shop and ask for a refund.

"I can't wait to see her little face when she gets arrested for looting.

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Girl: Mom,can i go 4 a walk 4 some fresh air..???

Mom: yes sure. But ask ur "fresh air" 2 drop u home before 9:00 pm ....

Girl: Oh, mom. . . . .

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one day a stranger was walking along the street.

Suddenly he saw something on the street and stopped.

Then he took a part of that & tasted & it was a man's dust.

Then he said to himself ' i m lucky that i do not put my leg on it.'

(hahaha. . .but he tasted it)

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Teacher: how many bones does a man have??

Digital student opens his dress & starts to count his bones :p:p:p:p

Teacher: ?!!!

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Girl : Am I pretty?

Boy : NO.

Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?

Boy : NO.

...Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?...........................

Boy : NO.

She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm.

Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.

(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.

(Girl whispers) : I will:):)


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News: Children are so happy when they heard about any kind of invitation. But in some invitation they are not allowed:(:(
Guest: what is the problem if the children come?
Host: sorry, non voter are not allowed. . . . .

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Q. Happiness is necessary. Because everybody wants to get happiness. Why not sadness??
A. Sadness is also necessary. Because everybody wants to give sadness:p:p:p


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Teacher: What is the easy way to be millionaire??
Digital Student: To marry a millionaire. . . . . . .


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Teacher: how many types of gender do you know?
Student: 4 types.
Teacher: tell me
Student: masculine gender, feminine gender, alekgender, newton gender.
Teacher: ??!!

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Meghna: u r becomin donkey day by day.
Jamuna: i know this. Because in the past i failed to understand your language but now a days i can understand lightly:p:p:p

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8 years old kid was
taking bath in bathtub with his 6
year old girlfriend. Suddenly
Girlfriend ask the kid slowly: Hey
can i touch your rod? Kid replied
"No Way You broke Yours, Now
You Wanna Break Mine"
hahahahaha!!! [L.I.K.E]

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