Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 4

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Wife: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Husband: Because I married the wrong woman. :/

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Which is the oldest animal in the world?
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its the zebra coz its still black and white..!


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Diplomacy of Girls & Gentle
Ladies.. They hate it when u ask their
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.. But they would kill u, if you
forget their BIRTHDAY.. ;D

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Teacher: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor,
it caught fire & how will you escape? Student: its simple.
I will
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.. stop my imagination!!! Teacher Shocks
Student Rocks....

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Teacher :- Can you tell the Name of 2 Kings who have brought Happiness and Peace in to People's
Lives ?
Student :- Smo-KING and
Drin-KING!!! *

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Girl: if i was in the hospital for a week how many times would you come to see me?
Digital Boy: Once
Girl: What Once?:@:@
Digital Boy: Because then I would Never Leave you
Girl: :-)-:)-:)

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A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: will ur mum not say anything about ur dress?
Girl:she will be very angry with me because im wearing her skirt.

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A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him,“Is this dog faithful?”

The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me."

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Girl: I never win. :'(
Boy: Now thats a lie!
Girl: How??
Boy: b'coz you won my heart
Girl: wow!!! :):)

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Digital Boy: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend:Then what happened?
Digital Boy: Nothing. finally She married the postman:(:(

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A doctor & a lawyer were talking at a party. They were interrupted by people describing their ailments & asking d doctor 4 free medical advice.

After an hour of discussion the doctor asked the lawyer, "What do u do 2 stop people from asking u 4 legal advice when u r out of office?"

"I give it 2 them & then send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked but agreed 2 give it a try.

The next day, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went 2 place them in his mailbox, he find a bill from the lawyer.

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A man at medical store: I need poison.
Retailer: I cant sell u, until u
have prescription.
Man: showed his Wedding card
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Retailer: Sir, what do u need? Big or small bottle??

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Dad: why ur sister is sitting so silent?
Digital Son: nothing dad,she asked for me the lipstic i gave her fevistic
no chip chip
no chik chik
Dad: ??!!

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