Sunday, June 8, 2008

Impress a girl ? (video)


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No Glass Door (video)


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Thursday, June 5, 2008

No Glass Door (video)


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Impress a girl ? (video)


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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Santa and Banta - New Jokes


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Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...

Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I'm falling in love.
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

DIVORCE VS. MURDER


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DIVORCE VS. MURDER


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."



The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"



The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."



The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!



They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"



The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.



The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Don't be too romantic


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Don't be too romantic

U never know what might Hit you.....

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Latest JOKES


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1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?

1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu.

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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,

Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan

Kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

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Can u think k

2+5=11 , kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k kaise aye

Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante..

"GALTI SE"

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