Monday, March 15, 2010

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Sardar Is Back


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Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?


Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !


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* Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe maheman aye huwe hai kuch leke aoo.
Santa: bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa…. ………


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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it....
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* Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .



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* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child ……..BOLO TARARA…….


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Technical Support -- Have lot of fun must read this


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1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No.."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."






2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"




3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."




4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)




5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ##### ***




6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ******_____# ###




7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ////-----+++




8). Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
Tech support : ??????




9).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ?!%#$









10). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????




11). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : @@@@@




12). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"



13). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : *** ---- ++++



The best of the lot
14). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that
his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech support:: (hush hush)
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD fun12.com http://fun12. com/> http://fun12. com/ > at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
Tech support : (hush hush)
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.




Hight Of all (Too Good)

15) customer care officer: I need a product identification number
right now and may I help u in
finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?


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સોફ્ટવેર એન્જિનિયર્સને લાગુ પડતી કે સંબંધિત કહેવતો: (Gujarati Stuff for Software Engineer)


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- કોડ કરે તેનું CV વેચાય (બોલે તેનાં બોર વેચાય).

- જેવો પ્રોજેક્ટ, તેવો કોડ (જેવો દેશ, તેવો વેશ).

- પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કોડ કરે નહી ને, ડેવલોપરને શિખામણ આપે (ગાંડી સાસરે જાય નહી ને, ડાહ્યીને શિખામણ આપે).

- QA ને માથે કોડ (ગાંડીને માથે બેડું).

- પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કરતાં ડેવલોપર્સ ડાહ્યા (કુંભાર કરતાં ગધેડાં ડાહ્યા).

- કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, સોફ્ટવેર એન્જિનિયર બનજો? (કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, બાવળે ચડજો?).

- એક લાઇનની કોમેન્ટ માટે આખું સોફ્ટવેર કમ્પાઇલ કરવું (અડધા પાપડ માટે નાત જમાડવી).

- ડેવલોપર માત્ર બગને પાત્ર (માણસ માત્ર ભૂલને પાત્ર).

- સો દિવસ પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજરનાં, એક દિવસ ડેવલોપર્સનો (સો દાડા સાસુનાં, એક દાડો વહુનો).
પ્રોજેક્ટ ક્રેશનો ભોગ બનેલો કોમેન્ટ્સનું પણ બેકઅપ લે.
(દુધનો દાઝ્યો છાસ પણ ફુકી ફુકીને પીવે.)

એક્સેપ્શન કાઢતા બગ પેઠો.
(બકરુ કાઢતા ઉંટ પેઠુ)

ડેસ્કટોપ પર ફાઇલ ને સર્ચએન્જિનમાં શોધાશોધ.
(કેડમાં છોકરું ને ગામમાં ઢંઢેરો…પ્રેરણા - જુ.કિ. દાદા)

ઝાઝા પ્રોગ્રામર કોડ બગાડે.
(ઝાઝા રસોઇયા રસોઇ બગાડે)

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Horror Movies in IT sector


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Deadline - Woh Akhri Mail…

Tester Bana Shaitaan

Appraisal Ki Pyaas

Manager ki Cheekh

Tadapti Delivery

Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!!!!!

Viraana Cubicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Khooni Client Call

Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble

9 Ghante 15 Minute

Ichadhari Bug

Zahereelee Defect

Prod Release ki Raat

Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche

0 Bug – Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!

I know what you CODED last summer

Badla . . Developer Ka

Kehar Onsite co-ordinator ka...

Release ki Raat

Sunsaan Bench..pe akela fresher

khauffnak appraisel

jalim mentor

Unit testing per bug ka saya

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