Monday, November 24, 2008

It's a Girl's World


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It's a Girl's World


If he is late for class, he told,

"Time and Tide wait for none".

If she is late, then the bus was late.



If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.

But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?"



If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her"

But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.



When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her

But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".



If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.

And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".



If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.

But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!".



If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard".

But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Reservation.



If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,

And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.



If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner.

But when a boy does not answer," better luck next time".


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