Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Satyam Ramalinga Raju Fun - On a lighter note

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1. Raju raju the big star
Now I wonder what you are
Up above your profits so high
How could you let your investors die

2. Raju Raju the big star
Now I wonder what you are
Cash & Interest balances are so high
Can you tell us now WHY?

3. Raju and Vadlamani went up the hill
To fool the investors and shareholders
Raju came down and made investors drown
Vadlamani made lawyers running after

4. Ba ba raju chacha have you any money
Yes sir Yes sir 3 bags fool
One for my Directors, One for the Promoters
One for the auditor signing down the lane.

5. Raju Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

6. Raju Raju
Yes baba
Cheating us
No baba
Telling Lies
No baba
Open the balance sheet

Magic Show

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting
about their achievements.

The first one said, "During my latest show, I made three women from
the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives
started panicking, no one could find the trick."

The second one said, "Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open
air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire
town was searching for it."

The third one sighed and said, "Both of you are so local, I went to
Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it
was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building &
no one had a clue."

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians
suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started
to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the
magicians, "Hey what happened? Who is that guy?"

One of the magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest
magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times,
we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name
is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his
company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire
world is still looking for it."

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