Employee Happiness Kit

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Employee Happiness Kit

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!

Due to the hard economic times and otherwise depressing state of the world today, all personnel will now be required to at least look happy while working.

Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

• Workloads getting to you?
• Feeling stressed?
• Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips

and rubber bands:

Assemble items as shown:

Apply as shown:

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

The Management

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