Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Latest Cool Jokes of the Day

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Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!".

"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.

A clerk answers and Tom says "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"

The clerk replies "Canned or frozen?"


An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.

"Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them."

"Don't worry, they'll be back," says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.

When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, "Well, now, "

"Forget the machines," says the visitor. "How much do you want for that whistle?"


After a Tom and Jerry like quarrel between the brother and the sister, Dad took the daughter out for shopping.
Dad to her daughter "how much you like your younger brother?"
Daughter " I hate him. he is mean"
To pacify daughter dad said to the little girl "I will buy you the Doll. Now how much you like your brother?
Daughter " Dad....I like him a lot in the PHOTOGRAPH"


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