Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 13

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Woman's Tongue and Man's Eye ..

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Rest only When they DIE

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Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagra hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,

"Maa mera un se jhagra ho gaya hai ..

Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."

Maa boli-Jhagra kis ne start kiya ??????

Wife-Unho ne.

Maa-"Jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
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Tum wahien thehro MAE aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye"...............:-)

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6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope.

Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload.

INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice."

All PAKISTANIS

"CLAPPED ;-)

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A 9 year old boy went 2 an ICE CREAM parlour.
Waiter:Wat do u want?
Boy:How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter:Rs.15
Then d BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone?
... Waiter irritated n said Rs.12.
Boy ordered a small cone,had it,paid bill & left.
When da waiter came to pick da EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down 4m
his eyes.
u know y....?
The boy had left Rs.3 as TIP for him...
MAKE EVERY ONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING U HAVE... :)

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As a kid i was an OUTSTANDING student...

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Most of the time i used to STAND outside the class =P

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4 Gals take lift in a car full f Engineers.
Since no place , they sat on Boys Lap

After TEN Mins

Girl 1 : Are you a ECE Engineer ? Boy1 : How u Know ?
Girl 1 : Your tower is communicating with my
unreachable Area ! xP

Girl 2 : are you a Computer Engineer ?
Boy 2 : How you know ?
Girl 2 : Your Pendrive is trying to connect with my USB Drive ! =@

Girl 3 : Are you a Mechanical Engineer ?
Boy 3 : How you Know ?
Girl 3 : Your Piston is trying to move into My Cylinder !

Girl 4 : Are you a Civil Enginner ?
Boy 4 : How do you Know ?

Girl 4 : Your Dam has Broken and Flodded my Village

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