Sunday, November 30, 2008

I Feel You Near - Romantic Love SMS


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Kannadachal Neeyanu - Top Mallu Funny SMS


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You and Me - I Love You SMS


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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Lets Welcome - Christmas n New Year SMS


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King of Fool - Cool April Fool 2009 SMS


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Cool Merry Christmas 2008 SMS


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This Holy Season - Merry X-mas SMS


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A Day Will Come - Funny April Fool SMS


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For Pepsi Shahrukh - April Fool Hindi SMS


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You Are Not Alone - Cool Frienship SMS


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Fool Se - Hindi April Fool SMS


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Fool Day SMS - Funny April Fool Message


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Sardar Shopping - Funny SMS Malayalam


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Friday, November 28, 2008

Fun Time


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I Ask the Stars - Top Valentines Day SMS


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There Will Be One Heart - Funny Insult SMS


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When You Feel Sad - Cool Friendship SMS


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You Are The One - Latest Funny SMS


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Thursday, November 27, 2008

My Wish For You - Happy New Year SMS


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Missing You Is - Top Love SMS


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I'm Your - Top Friendship SMS


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Christmas May Be - Top Christmas SMS


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Filled With Peace - Happy New Year SMS


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Ab Tak 56 - Hindi Funny Friendship SMS


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Aliya Ninne - Funny Malayalam SMS


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I Cant Refuse You - New Flirt SMS


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Your Mind Is - Insult SMS for Friends


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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Peace of Christmas - Top SMS 2009 Message


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It is 2009 Dear - Latest Happy New Year SMS


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Es Naye Saal - Happy New Year SMS


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What I'm feeling - Missing You SMS


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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Take a break


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. Take a break
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.
.
Chacha kaise ho ???

Chacha: Ab kya batau...Char bete hai !!!!!!!



Bada beta broker hai...


doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai



aur

teesara software mein




sabse chhota PANWALA hai...




Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai..:-)))))

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Warmth and Joy - Top Christmas SMS


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A Moment With You - Romantic Special You SMS


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How Beautifully God - Friends Good Morning SMS


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Monday, November 24, 2008

I told Santa - Christmas SMS Messages


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True Friend Is - Funny Friendship SMS


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Most Loveliest Life - Love SMS


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What gender is 'computer'?'


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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora') because:

1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
memory for possible later retrieval;
and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

You figure out who won!!!

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It's a Girl's World


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It's a Girl's World


If he is late for class, he told,

"Time and Tide wait for none".

If she is late, then the bus was late.



If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.

But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?"



If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her"

But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.



When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her

But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".



If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.

And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".



If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.

But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!".



If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard".

But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Reservation.



If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,

And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.



If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner.

But when a boy does not answer," better luck next time".


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Friday, November 21, 2008

Just For Laughs - Video


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Gorilla In The Back

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Women are Like - Funny SMS for Friends


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What is Mobile - Top Cool SMS


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Here is My Heart - Best Romantic SMS


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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Nurse is a Dashing Girl - Funny SMS


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My Heart Is Made - Top Love SMS


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Monday, November 10, 2008

Funny Bizarre Bicycles


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Funny and Bizarre Bicycles















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Friday, November 7, 2008

Kissing a Woman - Jokes SMS


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Have a Great Day - Good Morning SMS


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Thursday, November 6, 2008

It Is Intelligent - Cool Funny Insult SMS


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We Are Always Connected - Best Friendship SMS


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