Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Brain Operation - Sardar - A to Z - Major Sardar( Funny )

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Doctor was running behind a patient.

One man asked what happend?

Doctor Says: From 4 times he came for brain operation and he ran away after cutting his hair.




Sardar: Yesterday I went to restroom, and I have seen a Tiger over there,

2nd sardar: Then What did you do?

1st Sardat: Nothing I just told him that you can do your work, mine is already done …


Banta class mein - madam maine "abc" yaad karli..
Madam -ok, to sunao..

Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqr stuvwxyz…. .
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple

Banta - ok madam….


A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.

H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple

V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple


Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
major (SARDAR) "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction"!..



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