Friday, April 24, 2009

Pakistani math question paper!!!!! Must read every indian!!!

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Math Exam Time : 3 hours
Maximum Marks : 100

All questions are compulsory.

i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.

ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be
forced to join Al Qayda.

iii) AK 47's and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may
keep their daggers, revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self

1) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem !
with Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786,
instead of 3.14.....),
(if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.)

2) Abdul was sent to jail for murder. He has 7 wives in his house. Abdul
distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and
most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each
wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye left in
his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find out
the time when Abdul will have to break jail to come out and earn money so
that his wives do not starve?

3) Karim is a drug seller. Prices per gram of marijuana, hasish, heroine
and LHD are 50, 60, 70, 80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of
Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buy more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim, a
buyer gets Rupaye 7 discount per gram, find out the grams of LHD he
bought ?

4) Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its
original shape each time. Find the percentage deformation of the ball due
to tampering in a one day series match against India in which Imran bowled
9.4 overs ?

5) Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private
Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the
people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are businessman in
Delhi, 20% are cricket players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in
Calcutta . If ISD charges are Rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from
Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madras
respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month,
find out the number of cinema stars in Mumbai, threatened in that
particular month ?

6) A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47, one Ak 49, one Rocket
Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Rugroots after training.
One Ak 47 costs 100$; one Ak 49 costs 150 $, a Bazuka rocket Launcher
costs 50 $, a grenade is for 3 $ per piece, a pack of RDX Bomb attached
with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist group admits 2000 new people
every year out of which 30 % are lost or shunted out while training.Find
the amt. of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt. has to provide each year to run
such a group ?

7) If stability of a democratic Govt. in Pakistan is given by the
following equation :-
X exp3 + X exp2 -16 = i; Find out X ?

8) Probability of a Pakistani President to be shot is 78 %.
Probability of a Military General to be shot is 42%. Find the joint
probability of a President to be shot who is also a Military General ?

9) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection of a Triangle" with
a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASHMIR ?

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