Thursday, July 19, 2007

Some PJ's


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Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".





Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.







Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"







Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.







Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?







Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.







Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.







Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali







Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.







Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.





Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"







Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.







Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.







Dis da funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Peeche - "HUT"

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