Friday, February 6, 2009

Laughter Dose to laugh away your afternoon snap…


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Laughter Dose to laugh away your afternoon snap…
  
  
Kids Are Quick







 








  
  
  
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America








  








  
  
  








  








  
  
  
MARIA: Here it is.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
CLASS: Maria.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER R: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: No, that's wrong







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
GLENN: ! Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: What are you talking about?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
WINNIE: Me!







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
MILLIE: I is..







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  
  
  





  
  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
  
  





  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  








  








  
  








  








  
  
  
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?







  








  
  








  








  
  
  
HAROLD: A teacher.







  








  
  
  





  
  


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