Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 5

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GirL: How many hours a day do you think of me?
BOy: 16 hours .
Girl: What? what about the
remaining 8 hours?
BoY: The other 8 is when I'm
dreaming of you in my sleep. . . . .


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It dog is dog a dog way dog 2 dog make dog an dog idiot dog busy dog 4 dog 20 seconds!! Now read it without dog. . . . . .

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Teacher: suppose you have got 1 lac dollar in a lottery. Now write an essay on this topic.
Digital Student: take my paper.
Teacher: what happened? Why is your paper empty??
Digital Student: what do you think about me, Sir? if i get 1 lac dollar in a lottery will i write an essay here??? I will leave school & will lead a gorgeous life. . . . . . .
Teacher: ???!!!

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Teacher says to a digital student, In Algebra,
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
...Now give relevant example.
Digital Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter:p:p:p

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First year of marriage: the man speaks, the woman listens.
Second year: the woman speaks, the man listens.
Third year: they both speak and the neighbors listen :p:p:p

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in 21st Century
Our Phone : wireless !
Cooking : fireless !
Food : fatless !
Youth : jobless !
Leaders : shameless !
Relations : meaningless !
Attitude : careless !
Feelings : heartless !
Education : valueless !
But still,
Our Hopes : Endless..!!!:P

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A digital boy asks a girl in a market.... I have lost my girlfrnd. Can u talk 2 me for a minute? ...
Girl: why?
Digital Boy: bcoz wenever i talk to a girl my girlfrnd finds me....
Girl: :D:D:D:D:D

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A police caught a thief & was taking him to the jail. In the way. . . . .

Thief: please wait here for a few minute. i have to buy cigarette.

Police: i know then you will run away.

Thief: believe me i wont.

Police: I have a idea.

Thief: what?

Police: you stand here for a few minute & i am going to buy your cigarette. . . . .


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Boy reached home very late at night.

Father (angrily): where were you???

Boy: i was at friends home!

Father called his 10 friends,

4 answered: "yes Uncle! he was here with me."

3 answered: "he just left a little while ago."

2 answered: "he is still here and we are studying."

and the last one crossed all limits he answered, "hello Papa! i will come late tonight."

Father: !!!!

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Digital Student: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Digital Student: good, because i didn't do my homework

Teacher: ???

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Teacher: if a person is about to be drowned in water try to help him by pulling his hair.

Digital Student: then we cant help you in this way.

Teacher: Why?

Digital Student: As you have no hair on your head.

Teacher: ?????

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Laughter is the best medicine, But if u are laughing without any reason, u need medicine..! ;)

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Son: it would be best for me if i was born many years ago.

Mum: Why?

Son: Then i did not need to study & memorise history. I would be the boss of history automatically. . . . . . . . .

Mum: !!!!

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