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GIRL:- U found a new girl?

BOY:- Yes And i m very happy with her,

GIRL:- oh really? Can she make u smile as i did?

BOY:-NO but she doesn't make me CRY as u did. :'(


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SOMEBODY Whom You L () \/ E ♥ Enters Your Life Just For Two Reasons

...- Either For Loving You ...Forever . . . *.*

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... - To Teach You Not To Love Again Ever . . . =[


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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch.''

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Most twisted lines on a girl's T-Shirt

FRONT SIDE:

"Shame on U boyz I m still virgin!"


BACK SIDE:

"Stop checking me out, this is an old T-shirt..

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Most irritating moment: Morning alarms :@

Most difficult task: to find socks :P

Most dreadful journey: way to class :(
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Most lovely time: meeting friends :D

Most tragic news: test in 1st period :'(

Most wonderful newz: teacher is absent ;)

Most relaxing area: Last Bench :D:P

Most funny moment: teacher crack a joke and nobody laughs :D

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A man sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, can’t do work”

Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later man sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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2 women talking!
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1st women : why didn't you divorce your husband if you hate him so much?


2nd women : oh! i hate him so much so i cant bear 2 see him happy after divorce......


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