Teacher Student Jokes

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Maths Teacher to Brilliant Student :

How can you distribute 8 Apples among 6 people equally?

Student : Make a Juice and give it to all of them !! ;

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Top Answers Of Teachers

If They Don't Know The Answers:

1)I Think The Question Is Wrong..

2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow..

3)Don't Ask Foolish Questions..

4)You Will Study This In The Next Class..

And The Most Important One Is:

5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer :)


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Teacher:What is a half of 8?

Student:Do you want the answer vertically or horizontally?

Teacher:What do you mean?

Student:Well,vertically it is 3 and horizontally it is 0.



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