Thursday, June 14, 2007

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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?

  • Adidas.

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.

According to new research
3 +3 = 8
Kaise...............socho socho

  • Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!!

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and
the water level of the pond increases. How?

  • A - The other 9 fish are crying

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?

  • Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?

  • Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?

  • One of them is a widow

What are the three versions of JAVA software?

  • 1.) Mar JAVA
  • 2.) Mit JAVA
  • 3.) Kar JAVA

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.
Why ?

  • Because Sehwag is the Opener.

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?

  • Sports Quota

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?

  • Ans. Because he was walking.

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

  • Hasi na.

What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?

  • Push pa.

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat
the bananas. Why ?

  • Because the bananas are made of plastic.

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

  • Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
Why ?

  • Because the bananas are in the TV.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?

  • Because they are on different channels.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

  • Because the TV is off.

Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the
road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?

  • B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

Shahrukh khan ka plural?

  • ICICI Bank
  • Why?
  • Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
  • ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

What will you call a person who is departing from India?

  • Hindustan Lever

Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

  • Aamir Khan

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?

  • Jal-andar Singh

Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?

  • soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!

What is the Center of Gravity?

  • its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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