Monday, June 18, 2007
Great Bear Festival
After the Great Beer Festival in London, all the brewery bosses decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor! I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender serves him.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery bosses look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Kingfisher?"
"Well," says the Kingfisher Brewery Boss, "if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I!"
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