YOU A FORTUNE

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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report
card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."



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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"


Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."


Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were
you before you married her?"


Millionaire: " Billionaire"


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
hahahahaha


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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in
me my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I
like your sense of humor.

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