Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 1

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Husband: i m hpy that this year u wil nt go 2 market 4 eid shopping.
Wife: dnt b crazy darling, i wil cmplt my eid shpng at home with internet. Give me ur credit card. . .

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a miser rich man bought a 2nd class ticket of train.

Poor man: u hav enough money but why hav u bought 2nd cls ticket?

Rich man: coz 3rd cls tickts hav been finished. . . .


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Robert: How do you shake your coffee ?
Randy: with my right hand.
Robert: but i use spoon:p:p:p:


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in a programme,

1st man: the programmer woman is so ugly. .

2nd man: she is my wife.

1st man: oh, i am sorry:(

2nd man: not more than me:(:(


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The judge said to the accused:"I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your honour," the criminal said, "thats what I tried to tell the police,but they wouldn't listen."

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Teeth: Oh tongue, if i just press u little, u'll get cut.
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Tongue: if I misuse one
word against some1, den all 32
of u'll come Out..;-):-):-)

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A guy ordered a soup..then he saw a fly in his soup..

Man : waiter! Waiter! There is a fly in ma soup..

Waiter : poor guy,havent seen a fly before?

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Journalist: so when u came to this town u have nothing but a small bag. Right?

Millionaire: ya, u r right. Now i am a millionaire because of that bag.

Journalist: how was it possible? What was in that bag??

Millionaire: One Million dollar:):):)

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Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group?

Girlfriend: I love U2!

Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?

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My wife asked,"what are u planning on getting me for my birthday.

"I was thinking of the new expensive l'oreal roll on deodorant" i said

she said,"oh right l'oreal because im worth it?"

i said "no because u stink"

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Husband: i cant go outside to buy these things coz the crash between gov & opposition parties is going on.
Wife: dont worry dear, wear the helmet of your bike to be safe. . . .

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one day a man found problem in his tv. The picture was clear but the volume was silent.

Man: please go to our nearest neighbor & tell them to increase the volume of their tv.

Wife: why?

Man: we will watch our tv & hear the sound of their tv ;);)

Wife: :p:p:p

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Husband entered into the house with a golden cup & he was very tired.

Wife: why are you so tired & how have you gotten this golden cup?

Husband: i have won it from a race competition by beating 2 runners.

Wife: were there only 3 participants?

Husband: yes you are right. i was the first, the police was 2nd & the owner of the cup was 3rd in the race:p:p:p

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Police: why are you in the street in this deep night ? Can you explain it clearly?

Victim: if i could explain the reason to my wife i would have been inside my home.

Police: oh. . . . . .

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