Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 9

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A Man on Death Bed confesses to his Wife
"I had an Affair with ur Sister , your Friend & the Maid... Please FORGIVE Me:(
WIFE: I know Honey. Now Relax & "Let the POISON WORK" :O :D

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Loffer' Aur 'Offer

Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya diffrence Hai.?

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Student- Simple Mam..

Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer

Aur

Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

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Thought of the Day:
A Woman Is Completely Harmless and Doesn't Believe In Violence..

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Until Her Nail Polish Gets Dry... =D

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( Teacher to santa)
what's cylone ?
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Santa :
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a short loan given by bank for purchasing cycle is called as cyclone :D =)

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