Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 11

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Newly married husbnd SaVED wife's nUmbEr on mobile as
"MY LIFE"

Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"

5 yEArs:"HOME"

10 YEArs:"HITLER"

25 YEArs: "WRONG NUMBER"! :P
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An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

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" Wanted wife "

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2 girls liked it

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And 150 men commented-"Bhai Meri Leja ".............:-)

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I luv walking in rain so that no one can see my tears : the old one

I luv walking in the fog so that no one can see that m smoking : the new one

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Latest : I luv walking, bcoz petrol / diesel mehnga ho gaya hae..............:-)


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Naukar-Sahab apka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hae,

Kya khilate ho ???????

Sahab-Kamine ye kutta nahi,

Mera beta hae,

Engineering ker raha hae aur abhi iske exams chal rahe hae...........:-)

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The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday.


Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. What's the matter? grumbled the boss.Haven't you got a sense of humour? I don't have to laugh, she replied. I'm leaving on Friday.

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If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects , Then How could he expects a single student to learn all subjects ?

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Old Generation: Neki kar, Dariya mein daal

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New Generation: Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal
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Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.

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If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

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