Latest Cool Jokes Collections of the Day - Part 10

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Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
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Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.-
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Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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मर्द

मर्द अगर औरत पर हाथ उठाए तो ज़ालिम ,
औरत से पिट जाये तो बुजदिल
औरत को किसी के साथ देख कर लड़े तो इर्शालू,
अगर कुछ न कहे तो बेघैरत
अगर घर से बहार रहे तो आवारा ,
घर में रहे तो नाकारा
बचों को डांटे तो ज़ालिम ,
न डांटे तो लापरवाह
हाय मर्द बेचारा जिसके जीवन मे सिर्फ दर्द ही दर्द है
और उपरसे कहते है की मर्द वही होता है जिसको दर्द नही होता

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Laloo was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
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After much thought he wrote: YES Expected!

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Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog?


Marathi Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

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a girl and a boy were eating food

girl - i want to tell u something

boy - we should not talk while eating

(after the lunch was over)


boy - tell what u were saying ???

girl - there was a cockroach in your foods .....

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DAUGHTER: mum, that man gave me $10 to climb that tree.


MOTHER: stupid! he wanted to see your panty!
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DAUGHTER: ahah! I'm clever, I did not wear any of them!


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A fairy saw a bear chasing a rabbit. she asked both to stop "i will grant u both 3 wishes"

bear-" i wish all the bears in this forest except me , be female."

The rabbit wishes for a helmet

bear thought - stupid rabbit,wasting his wish

bear-"i wish all the bears in the next forest , be female."

the rabbit asks for a motorcycle

Bear was shocked again

bear-"make all the bears in the world female except me."

the rabbit grinned, started his bike n said

" make this bear GAY"

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