Friday, December 12, 2008

Fully Faltoo Jokes - PJ

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Can u pronounce good english:-
Read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof
woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl...

He went and kissed her....

Girl said- "What R U doing...?"

Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigarh"

jab dekha unhone humein tirshi nazroan se to hum madhosh ho gaye

jab pata chala ki nazar hi tehdi hai to hum behosh ho gaye.

king like monkey,

bee like honey

but i like u ...

dont get excited

i like monkey too

MAN : how old is ur father ?

BOY : as old as me

MAN : how can that be ?

BOY : he became a father only when i was born

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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