Fully Faltoo Jokes - PJ

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Can u pronounce good english:-
Read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof
woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

















Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl...



He went and kissed her....



Girl said- "What R U doing...?"



Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigarh"

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jab dekha unhone humein tirshi nazroan se to hum madhosh ho gaye

jab pata chala ki nazar hi tehdi hai to hum behosh ho gaye.

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king like monkey,

bee like honey

but i like u ...


dont get excited

i like monkey too

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MAN : how old is ur father ?

BOY : as old as me

MAN : how can that be ?

BOY : he became a father only when i was born

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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