SMS Jokes Collection

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
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Comepalakrishnan.

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Arz Kia Hai.
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hai

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Teacher 2 pappu:
wht is ur Father Name?
Pappu: GOOGLE SHARMA
Teacher ye kaisa name?
Pappu sir vo hamehsa mujhe dhontdhe rhate hai isliye.!!

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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.

Guess what they named them.
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Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year! US President:
Wow! How many?

Prime Minister:
7 OBC,
5 SC,
8 ST,
3 Handicapped,
2 Sports Persons,
3 Terrorist Affected,
3 Kashmiri Migrants,
2 MPs &
1 Astronaut

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