Friday, December 12, 2008
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte...
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?
He replies : "I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the
drunkenness and alcoholism."
Cop says : "At night? And who will give a lecture?"
My wife and mother-in-law! replies the drunk man.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.
Dusra Pagal standing besides said "mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga".
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: "Fill Up In Capital".
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free. Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother! Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business. A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they never will be. THE BEST ONE: Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god. - Indian Armed Forces
Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing
"HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA...MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHHHH..."
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,12,20. - - - - - The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!