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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.

Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

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Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
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Comepalakrishnan.

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Arz Kia Hai.
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hai

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Teacher 2 pappu:
wht is ur Father Name?
Pappu: GOOGLE SHARMA
Teacher ye kaisa name?
Pappu sir vo hamehsa mujhe dhontdhe rhate hai isliye.!!

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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol

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