Thursday, December 11, 2008

Latest PJ Continues

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If engineers start making films, the names will be:-

current ho na ho,
jaanam supplykaro,
aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC apke pas hai,
fuse lagaya to darna kya,
engineer no.1,
engineering koi khel nahi,
input wale output le jayenge,
Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!

Que. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

Ans. The bonds mature.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to
go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign
on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his
beer saying, "So did I!"

How can you drop and egg five feet without it breaking?
By dropping it six feet - it won't break for the first five.

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?

One. After that it isn't empty.

Que. What do you call Santa's helpers?
Ans. Subordinate Clauses.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

Que. Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
Ans. Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

GIRL to sardar: Oye tum ney apne 2 daant Q blue kiye hai?

SARDAR: Yar mea ne INK lagahi hai.


SARDAR: Oye tusi nie pata aaj kal bluetooth kitna mashoor hai.

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